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1.	death won't stop this 04:18	lyrics	buy track
death won't stop this by Karl Olson intro. to the well-prepared mind, death is just next journey, right? i hope so, cause here i go! shikabane mc, check!!!! ch. death won't stop this! it'll keep on goin' death can't stop me! i'm a zombie flowin' death won't stop this! it'll keep on growin' death can't stop me! i'm an undead shonen (x2) v1. i rap with impropriety / from birth til' soul society til i become a hollow / with some shinigami eyein' me til then there's no denyin' me / til then my verse flyin' me all around the planet / back to where i can live quietly i'll hit every convention / and improve my verse retention increase my anime mentions / and decrease all that dissention still have that pad and paper / but i also have that nettop my brilliance can't escape me / i put everything in hiphop i don't tolerate haters / yeah, i tell those suckers later ignorance is no defense / they can walk out in their gators me? i'll take the elevator / cause i take a higher path not dark side unlike darth vader / yeah, you know i'm higher class that liar path is bogus / plus it ruins your focus so i'll be like Harry Potter / and I'll use that hocus pocus so i can cool it down / so i can super soak this then raise this underground / up where everyone can know this (ch.) v2. yeah, i'm underground and so fly / yeah i'm raw like texhnolyze even now i'm kinda so shy / i'll be like that 'til die they say i'm hypertensive / so i might not last that long but i'm also hyperpensive / and I put that in my songs and even after i'm gone / my tracks will keep on boastin go ahead do you worst / put my name in that Death Note and watch my star rise higher / from Hyrule to the Shire you'll just give me a boost / a 20 times multiplier straight to super saiyan 4 / straight from my house to door right out on the ballroom floor / you can hear my epic score i get low like i'm the nasdaq / kick it nasty from my attic then my verses get erratic / keeping you from getting bored lamer punks are getting sore / they don't like my success they don't like how all my lyrics / are so anime obsessed they want to leave me in a mess / but i handle all their stress i can do it while i rest / i'm neo-damian hess (ch.)x2 end. mess with me, defeat is what i'll hand ya take you down, like i'm the highlander yeah it's clear, noone can out ill me i cannot die, even if you kill me
2.	greatest 03:25	lyrics	buy track
Greatest by Karl Olson ch. G R E A T E S T That's what Ultraklystron is L O V E 4 This M.C. That's what Ultraklystron gets (x2.) v1. I hope you understand that I'm living the dream, I'm making my money and I'm making the scene. I might already be passe - a complete has been, but I'll fallback on all my compsci routines. So come on every farker, hate my ota-lean, Compare me to Federline or to Austin-Green. But I'm not low-brow, I'm not popozao Man, I'm part regedit, part Dengeki Gao Partially nekomimi, partially compilin' Gets the club and classrooms all buckwilin' With my mekara beams and my old ice creams And my mp3 player with OLED screens But I'm not here to rap about Boba Fett Or even to rap about Petite Cossette I'm not here to talk about some girl I met I'm just here to say that I am the best yet (ch.) v2. I sit back, refine it / I change and realign it On wikis I define it / values are reassign-ed I move these mountains / I'm makin these thousands Not a wishing fountain / man I'm just web browsin' I rise up, I step up / I intersect planes I bridge between realities / and then I get fame All for real and organic / you can call me "whole grain" I can't be emulated in / Stellax or Mame It's not like my words / begot some nerdcore crews Boarders on the absurd / but it's not fail or lose I have fast reflexes / yeah I cannot snooze Check me out on CNN / NBC / Fox News I have unlimited / microphone agility The same hack gave me / health and virility Gave me fly moves / like I'm Afro-Samurai So dig my fly grooves / until the day you die (ch.)x2 Other rappers dare to think that they can end me, Too bad that it's nothing but more than envy...
3.	gothic lolitas 03:21	lyrics	buy track
Gothic Lolitas by Karl Olson intro: Gothic Lolitas keepin me up all night now... Right now! (x2) ch. If you have a fresh cosplay - you gotta flaunt it girl! If you have a fresh cosplay - you gotta flaunt it boy! If you roll in the Ginza - you gotta flaunt it girl! If you roll in the Ginza - you gotta flaunt it boy! Gothic Lolitas keepin me up all night now... Right now! (x2) v1. Frills that thrill and send chills down otaku spines Loli girls wear it thinkin "I'll make him mine" And they probably will cause they're looking so fine Yeah, they're rockin those curves like a cosine line So boys fall for them, they're so quickly ensnared They get a little stupid, I.E: learning impaired They follow girls blindly, end up right in their lair Drifting in the lace, and in the shine, and the glare Even shibuya fujoshi know that is the project Even ladies like mihoshi know that's how you connect You want to get a boy who can rock it in AJAX? Just step up in Baby, you will melt him like some wax. In your heart-shaped box, as long it's moe In the palm of hand, he's just ready to obey When you're his anime idol, nothing for him is better Entranced by the buckles, by the plaid and the leather v2. So if you want to hang with me / want to check out my flow Better be rockin' some Vivenne / or Metamorphose Of course I'm not all vapid / it's not about clothes You should also be my fan / know all my videos You should be just losin it / when you see my crew in it Check my google videos / also I'm youtubin' it Also I'm Stage Sixin' it / cause I'm all remixin it With my adept rhymin' my / pace just keeps quickenin' So you best come elegant / like your Maetel At least if you're relevent / if you wanna sell To audience of geeks / of otakus and freaks People posting up in slash b / all days of the week So you have to come punk / with Victorian chic Like Parakiss is / your favorite boutique But just call me George / if you're like Caroline Cause I'm still otaku-fresh / just keep that in your mind bridge. When I say "goth" you say "loli" Goth! (Loli!) Goth! (Loli!) When I say "tsun" you say "dere" Tsun! (Dere!) Tsun! (Dere!) When I say "goth" you say "loli" Goth! (Loli!) Goth! (Loli!) When I say "yan" you say "dere" Yan! (Dere!) Yan! (Dere!)
4.	absolution 03:35	lyrics	buy track
Absolution by Karl Olson ch. It might seem experimental But it's not coincidental It's media evolution Live from the ol' Absolution Some might get so temperamental But this is so transcendental Defining new institutions Live from the ol' Absolution v1. Toonami made me the otaku / that I am today And now I'm covering all / of the an-i-may Shoujo out to shonen / is the way I'm rollin From Ms. Sakura out to / Detective Conan Give repect to Sean Akins / And Jason DeMarco Reinvented the whole game / From the basic parts yo They never came whack / never lame like Sharko They even made Hamtaro / seem cool like El Barto It's from the ATL / Where Toonami be kickin it Up late like Dave Attell / Midnight Run was so stickin it Atleast that's how it was / back in 1999 Continued until it was / The Big O's Showtime It was so fine to see / the Megadeus on Cable Other Stations on TV / Were totally unable To be cast in the name of god - ye not guilty While Toonami's bank account got really filthy (ch) v2. They brought a second season out / by Chiaki Konaka And for viewers like you / because nothing can stop ya So faithful never doubt / We blowin up like Wing Keep the experiment alive / Rock the Toonami Bling Shirts and wristwatches won / at the mobile game unit Turn your TV on / to one station you should tune it Get out your leaf headbands / and your bat-a-rangs dudes Cause it's Toonami #1 / regardless of attitude! A fan has right to dream / and we do through animation Toonami's the best spot / atleast on basic cable stations Tom and Sara work / to relay communications While that Starwind jerk / makes some offensive sensations So you best tune in / with Nielson Appreciation As that Blue Sub 6 / Launches whole new innovations And DBZ's fun / when it's not wiped out creation Moon rules number 1 / If it's Usagi's Derivation (ch)x2
5.	dissonance 03:46	lyrics	buy track
Dissonance by Karl Olson ch. Dissonance with the glow Dissonance with the show Dissonance with the flow Is why I'll never go pro Dissonance with the pack Dissonance with the fact Dissonance that I lack Is why I'll never come back (x2) No sync / zero / No ratio Never / get play / on radio v.1 I can't seem to find a place / in this geek hierarchy Everyone is at a distance / it all feels like malarkey Everybody has a space / like a puzzle piece to fit But I feel some resistance / but it's not like I can quit To opt out now would be cowardly / I wanna be the hero But right now I feel like / I'm at sync-ratio zero I can't even rap my lyrics / I can't even say my name And I'm wrecking first impressions / I'm destroying all my fame And some say they like to sign me / but they can't be serious Maybe it's just my self-loathing / but I think they're delirious I mean my rhymes are too niche / I'm more rejected than quiche I'm the whackest and dated / call me MC Microfiche And people trying to be nice / saying "no you're so great" Is something that I dislike / something I might even hate So I'd rather you loath me / And tell me that I suck Without that correction / how can I fix my luck? (ch.) v.2 And I never shut up / I'm super-over-verbose Stressing people so much / their veins get varicose This assumes that they're listening / or giving a care Instead of fixing their make up / or combing their hair It's a facade of niceness / it's not easy to break I don't want any comfort / so please stop being fake If I'm ultra-pathetic / Then please don't take pity If my ego's too massive / Destroy it like cities Hit by natural disasters / or the occasional gojira Or transcendentalist mutants / like Tetsuo or Akira I'd rather be devastated / Than artificially inflated I Don't want the false hope / because it's very overrated I'd rather have tough love / and disrespect to my face So I can understand / when I act without grace I know it's draconian / and immensely overt But I'm fairly ignorant / and thus not easy to hurt (ch.)x2
6.	outlines 04:42	lyrics	buy track
outlines by Karl Olson ch. in my mind, there are the outlines of a wronger, shoujo-manga romance in my mind, i am out of time with this wronger, shoujo-manga romance in my mind, there are the outlines of a wronger, shoujo-manga romance i must be, right out my mind with this wronger, shoujo-manga romance v1. you can almost see it in my eyes / my dream state's in overdrive my mind can dream the greatest lies / and i know that they can't arrive and i know that i can't survive / the reverie's scenario but even though unrealized / i'll share it here in stereo i see these moments like a chapter / in a manga by an author the moments leave me so enraptured / that reality seems harsher in shojo beat this leads to love / or atleast some little dramas but there's no exclamation points / instead it is more commas this nonsense leaves me out of joint / yeah it leaves my head spinning like i was dropped from up above / to go from last place to winning and you know i'm just beginning / to illustrate the background gotta get all of my facts down / then overload my wack sounds (ch.) v2. the details are so exact / and all the imagery is vivid but it's half-reality / all i can just be's livid cause though i play never the mack / sometimes i'd like to just live it but that'd result in fatalities / so i could not forgive it but the linework seems obvious / all the screentones are clear though the storyline's the oddest / i think it could run for years it'd get rated with some jeers / but i never love the critics plus all of their lame fears / are not really that acidic it'd make an awesome serial / it would be a massive hit it would stress arterials / and that'd make my ticker quit and i still have more to get / and ever more for me to dream and though i can't pursue it / i'll transcribe it into reams (ch.) br. i'll transcribe it my lean / all the times that never happen i can't wear it on my sleeve / but i'll put it all in rappin with all these little situations / all these charming daydreams whose ownership and creation / owes a lot to instant teen but i'll become the writer / and commit the record down it'll make my words tighter / it'll make my record pound the scene's over / no extension / i'm not hova / but i'll mention that the dreams will keep on coming on each time i hit a convention (ch.)x2 end: i would never trade a dream / for my burnt brick never am unclean / but i'm still real sick
7.	not a criminal 03:29	lyrics	buy track
not a criminal by Karl Olson intro: guess it doesn't matter if the visa's in your name if you also an otaku that drives cops insane ch.(x2) I am not a criminal, yet I get treated like one (x3) Everytime I'm at the border, they hate Ultraklystron v1. They flag me everytime, so I guess a fit a profile Didn't know they hated otaku rappers with no style Must be all-ages manga I got in my duffle That tells RCMP that, in fact, I'm up to trouble Maybe it's my broken whip, makes 'em think I've got Os But if I'm hustlin' that, what's with my cars windows I'd bet the drug dealers ride in brand-new SUVs Wanna find a lot of rock? Then check the guy behind me He's the one who's making stacks, so he must sling yay Not the boy reading Loveless, yeah, at most he's gay I didn't know my manga made you border guys sweat Wait, you jail folks for doujin, but you'll be upset When you realize my manga isn't worth your malice Cause all I read is Nana and Gakuen Alice And if you try and front like you can cuff me on that I'll have to prove you wrong in under ten seconds flat v2. But I guess this proves, they don't just profile on race They also profile you, if you got otaku tastes I gotta laugh at the fact, they never search my friends The ones talking about how they're lolicons to the end Nor the ones that I know who actually get high Nor the ones that I know who have done drive-bys Well on that last bit, I don't know about that But everytime I cross, they ask if I have gats Only heaters that I know, are from animes and raps I ain't ever fired a round, I've not busted one cap I don't carry any knives, my existence is boring Plus your search is so long, that I'm almost snoring And while you're busy rummaging through my old beater Criminals subvert your fake security theater I know you wanna make the world a much safer place But you're wasting your time when you're up in my face end. If you're hearing this, while I'm stopped at the border Guess what? you couldn't have picked a person more poorer I'm so clean, I'm sterile, but I'll get real feral If you keep putting my liberty and rights in peril
8.	dumb crush 03:47	lyrics	buy track
dumb crush by Karl Olson v1. seriously i've been crushing since I was child i crushed before the internet and myspace profiles crushed before the craigslist relationship crap crushed before 4chan only dreamt about traps but it was so unattainable, always at arms length in retrospect i probably should've just said thanks it was easier and purer just to crush like that everything run through the manga lense cap that I could just be Tenchi, getting those hits without the payout, never acting like a git instead i ruined friendships, again and again ps: it turned out some of them were terrible friends so when i see the barista with the naruto gloves i understand that it should never lead to love because love doesn't last, but a dream is forever stop before sorrow drowns me, before ties sever ch. another dumb crush and another dumb head rush i leave it to molder, that Sisyphus' boulder another dumb crush and another dumb head rush i brush off my shoulder, i try to act older (v2) v2. is this romance language? no, the fourth estate! so here's my report on all the crushing weight i'm left near crazy from things i dream say it's a nightmare, but it's not that scream that's echoing though my head, no it's more sweet than the riffs that i'm playing over these beats subconscious is indiscreet, and it troubles me so cause deep down it's for ONE / who my heart does glow and if that doesn't happen / i will be like Kei stop my whole wide world / pause for endless days so easy to stay fly / stuck deep in teitai never have to shed a tear / never once have to cry everything's cut and dry / cause everything's gone here i'm just like a king / here i'm nobody's pawn i'm Ultraklystron / no, I am not Karl i'm straight immortal / like a ctarl ctarl v3. but the real test comes, when you face your fear you see the trap there, and you learn how to veer you work it out and find / a balance is created then the flood subsides / and the storm's abated you might get elated / but stuff still comes tuff it might always be raw / a tumble in the rough but that's why you got family / why you got homies why you got anime / that's why you own thee biggest manga collection / that anyone's ever seen why you rap all the time / why you hustle for green so you can build up / and then become so gar so you can have pride / with or without hot cars with or without cute girls / always hitting on you with or without myspace, facebook or youtube but hey, that don't mean / there won't be temptation you just gotta learn how / to process and face them
9.	red shift 03:09	lyrics	buy track
red shift by Karl Olson ch. you could say those were the days but i'll say you can't replay you can't undo what has been done no, you can't move the stars and sun v1. it's red shift that leaves the past rose-tinted makes you think what had been had just glinted with intensity unparalleled compared to now where everything is mediocre, lame, low-brow but it only seems good cause it's moving away that's funniest thing about yesterday it's always more distant, never gets closer always getting faded like the ink on a poster and just like that ink, certain parts fade faster memories crumble like defective plaster even if you could play it all back verbatim you'd view it different, so don't recreate 'em i mean, you'd still be farther on in your life wouldn't want to replay when you met your ex-wife nor that time that you peeked at age 18 as the captain of the high school football team (ch.) v2. i mean now i fondly look back at the past but the truth is i daydreamed often in class that positive sentiment shatters like glass when performed exactly with the original cast it obvious how gawky and awkward i was when the focus is sharpened removing the fuzz sure i did sit at the cool kids table sure i had offers from a few labels but i barely dated, barely socialized and when i think honestly, i'm so surprised that i ever even dreamt those years were awesome clearly i'm insane for buying that flotsam all i did was make tracks and post new beats and that's the real facts that I can't delete but alas not every one is as detached the past leaves some of us with logic snatched (ch.)x2 end. and this goes way past the point of single folks to the people who always want the future choked who think nothing good can come moving on that suns shouldn't set - wanting eternal dawn they fawn over images they can barely recall claiming that progress caused to us all to fall look you're gonna trip when you always look back so don't attack, just learn how to accept new facts
10.	carcinogenic 03:06	lyrics	buy track
Carcinogenic by Karl Olson v1. Absence makes the heart grow fonder But it also makes it easier for the heart to wonder Don't know if I can take it any longer But I know I gotta take it if I'm to get stronger Better faster harder and a bard, sir Also a president like I'm Jimmy Carter But should I have leave, before I ever depart her I want to make it clear, she's my firestarter The most valuable otakette in my life And one day I'll be strong enough to ease her strife Til then I always thank her cause eases mine Soothing my troubled mind until the day I find The confidence to unlock all my potential And rise above being annoying and referential She's essential, yes, now I say that freely And she's a fly mc just like O.R.'s wheelie ch. I've been unlocking all of my chains Cut the ties that bind me to growing pains Gonna take it the top, gonna start my reign Because I finally recognize my domain And it's not simple task, but I don't care I just know that I want to be right there Myself unfiltered, truly authentic Anything less is carcinogenic v2. And this might be not be nerd / to be direct and open But I don't care about perception / I'm no longer hopin' To be perceived like / a perfect angel I'm just a human being / where both love and pain dwells As such I no longer need / to front non-stop There's no reason to cop / like I'm the king on top Won't fish for compliments either / cause I know I'm good So now's the curtain's dropped / just like I know it should I've removed the distortion / so I turn up my amp Bare my soul and let it shine / like the Wonderlamp Ask for help when I need it / offer it when I can And it's because of her / that this change began But I'll carry it forward / til I know who I am I'll fight without pause / cause I'm ready to slam And this is not a scam / it's just a rebirth Cause I finally appreciate / my own self-worth
11.	webcam girls 02:44	lyrics	buy track
webcam girls by Karl Olson ch. Everybody loves cute girls on webcams Everybody loves cute girls with nice gams Everybody loves cute girls who love noobs Everybody loves cute girls on youtube v1. Get freaky on the webcam / if you're of age If not you're banned / and your post is saged I know 4chan thinks / JB's the rage But you gotta watch out / for the fed's gage FBI Party Van / rocks their ECHELON Breaking down doors / til the break of dawn So if you're up on a cam / better be 18 Preferably older / with a nerdy lean Legs gotta be long / to be loved by throng Gotta be fabulous / like your name's Pete Tong Need to be the cutie / who's a bit tootie fruity Pop, lock and drop that / automatic bizooty And yeah I rhyme-checked beck / like you would know You're too busy noddin' / to my nerd house flow If you like this beat / then ride it like a rodeo Forward me the address / when you post that video (ch.) v2. And I'm not a sleaze / and you're not a tease So on both of those notes / let me put you at ease You're a webcam sweetie / and I know you're new to this But you can trust me / I'm not like Ludacris Don't shake ya money maker / I'm not that crass As to make any demands / on that stuff I'll pass I tried to be controlling / but that stuff was lame Manipulation / just was not my game But I like what you post / on youtube often Like how you like / the songs I'm droppin That's how I found you / I saw your video's tags Saw my name there / saw how you bragged About owning my CDs / all first printings So for you girl / this song I'm minting Catch you on the low / sunglasses tinting See you on your cam / banner ads glinting '
12.	he's a og 03:14	lyrics	buy track
He's a OG by Karl Olson ch. I'm on my game at the gameworks, rollin with my team I'm so fresh that my game hurts, best that's ever been Not a player with lame flirts, all they do is dream Of what like it's like to be a player like me, cause I'm an OG (He's a OG, He's a OG) Coming straight from /b/ (He's a OG, He's a OG) Level 9 OT (He's a OG, He's a OG) Don't you know it's plain - to - see, I'm an OG v1. my love life's like my rhythm games / the scores I get are both the same a few misses and few amazings / the rest greats cause I'm never lazing combos stack to get multipliers / and thus my scores get ever higher I play it through on expert first / cause easy mode doesn't quench my thirst I'm always in two player mode / and I don't do no online play never entering those cheat codes / I just step up and make my way threw that tracklist till I win / till I achieve that victory till I'm losing that double chin / till everybody can plainly see that I'm mack up on that mat / like I was born to be in the groove that I stack it like rhymes I've spat / like I could never fail or lose and the fact is I know that I've still / got to level up my skills but their ain't another man out there / who even comes to close my thrills (ch.) v2. I never give up on my games / never run around like Rick Astley The next question that've you got is lame / so don't bother to ask me The game I love is para para / because I'm so great with my hands When I play I create terra / because divinity's the demand And yeah I'll play some solitare / but we all know that's unsatisfying Games are coolest when you share / that's a fact there's no denying But if you're relying on your friends / to get past every single track You might as well just not pretend / and admit that you're ultrawack But one day, if you stick with it / and get that muscle memory That thought that you might dare quit it / will only be a reverie Everybody else playing / will note that change and give respect So please don't be delaying / yeah, players don't give up yet (ch.)
13.	nerd playa advisory 03:41	lyrics	buy track
nerd playa advisory by Karl Olson ch. nerd playas wanna harddrive into your sata ports that's why they offer to do that data port they wanna plug n' play all day with their drivers then on internet relay, they'll get high fives, sir watch out for nerd playas (watch out for nerd playas!) watch out for nerd playas cause they can betray ya (x2) v1. yeah girls lauren hill said you gotta watch out that goes double for the nerds cause all they are about is twittering about the girls from manga they want then trudging down to the local dn'd haunt and gabbing bout the videos they watch online and the stuff that they watch, could make them do time this advisory is from a dude whose inside who knows exactly how all of them nerd boys lie sure we nerd boys cry about the new procs and we look pretty lame in our polos and crocs and yeah we double that down with our unwashed socks but we also use socks so we can hack your box does that have a double meaning? well it does to nerds we get obsessive over words, twist it back absurd all the hate we incur, we focus back into obsessing about how all our favorite characters are dressing (ch.) v2. yeah, we can't be innocent; our media's cursed with the most attractive ladies always saving the earth even though not one of us has hit base first we all melt when our idols got their sweet lips pursed so you kind of can't blame us, but in fact you can after all a nerd's supposed to be a reasoned man we believe in evolution, and we thwart pollution we believe in democracy, and we make institutions you'd think with higher learning, we would act more decent and treat women with respect from an era recent but it's like the internet's all gb/2/kitchen and i guess that's why i had to gb/2/snitchin on my nerd brethren to keep these girls safe man, even this disc touches on bad taste when i bloviate about a gothloli's waist when all i really want to do is put a smile on her face endch. nerd playas wanna harddrive into your sata ports that's why they offer to do that data port they wanna plug n' play all day with their drivers then on internet relay, they'll get high fives, sir (x2) watch out for nerd playas (watch out for nerd playas!) watch out for nerd playas cause they can betray ya (x4)
14.	animate 03:04	lyrics	buy track
animate by Karl Olson ch. we drill to the heavens to find our way then hang out on clouds where can play we chill in the heavens cause we can't wait then never stay still as we animate (x2) v1. over-sweetened for your lips / like pure Sugar Bits dangerous like Suge's clips / with each word I spit my whips don't have rims / cup holder holds Tims and I reap like I'm Grim / in every track I'm in adventurer like Flapjack / I'm making mad stacks if it's unbreakable / then I easily snap that you know that I don't buckle / I kick back and chuckle verse is like honeysuckle / that I jacked like K'nuckles don't even say my name / I need no introduction can't even touch my game / or my sweet java functions or my sweet cup of Java / cause I'm still molten lava I rep for Teen Aqua / no, I don't rep for prada you know that I gotta / keep flowin' and pwnin 'em cause I'm Samurai Jack / and Professor Utonium critics wanna hate / but you know / that I'll shut 'em up the verses I create / can punch holes / like they're Buttercup ch. v2. I'm from the Toon Zone / plus I'm part Foster's Home I'm not imaginary / but I floss with each tome saturday morning raised / animate each phase like a yellow canary / getting chased all day not flash animated / but I'm hip and current I get love and not hated / like I'm Erin Esurance I face no deterrents / I'm creator controlled and there's no interference / from people with no soul and that's just how I roll / I'm so unbridled explode like Naruto / and I take every title and I'm still real vital / cause I bring information that's not in a wiki / or on radio stations and you'll scream with elation / or maybe with fear don't want me to come near / and you're pluggin you ears but I'm the next evolution / better join my alliance calculate solutions / on a fine day for science ch.(x2)
15.	d.y.k.m.k 02:48	lyrics	buy track
D.Y.K.M.K. (Don't You Know My Kanojo) by Karl Olson v1. She's has a Minnie May appetite for destruction Also shares her appetite for seduction Also a sharp-shooter like her name was Rally But baka MCs are the foes she's tallies Don't dally - cause she's rolling in her Shelby So you better watch out, or that's what she tells me So you can't sell me on any girl but her; Rich tastes, small waist, nyanko-merch preferred But she loves the geek boys; they're her favorite escorts Probably the reason that I'm her cohort I try to be modest, but in tracks I brag That's probably because I used to roll stag But she's not arm candy, she's so hardcore like Mandy Call her Austin Powers, cause she gets so randy She ups the ante, with every verse she's drops And at graphic design, she's the cream of the crop ch. Don't you know my kanojo? Sweeter than crates of Rolos. Don't you know my kanojo? Ichiban no bishoujos. Don't you know my kanojo? Rocks the mic with the dope flows. Don't you know my kanojo? Has nice moves as she's drops low. v2. And she can pop, lock and drop it, she was born to flail But if you try to hack it, your attempts will fail And you'd be lucky if she just turned you in You don't even have a clue what she'd be brewin If you ever made pass at her digital life The back hacks she makes would cut you up like knifes And she's knifing around, screaming "Cut, cut, cut!" Whole crowd's screaming back, shouting "What, what, what!?" It's probably played out to write about my lady Some of you might even wonder if the girl's paid me But lately, she's my muse, she's my inspiration And if you don't like this track, you can change the station Or pop another mp3 into your playlist Cause it's not like I'm forcing you folks to play this But just let me say this, she's my ichiban She's just like the Qui-Gon, to my Obi-Wan (ch.)x2
16.	acta attack 04:25	lyrics	buy track
acta attack by Karl Olson ch. pump your fists in the air / raise your lighters in the sky do what ever you care / and be fighters til you die cause they wanna fence us in wanna end our binge encrypt all your files / and then put them all on a flash if the van comes around / take a hammer out and smash yeah, start your microwaves destroy all your saves v1. media types hate torrents / and find our actions abhorrent want us to pay for their hummers / and other makes that are foreign they think that we're getting dumber / and won't put up a real fight with all knowledge that we're scoring / they won't even last a night against our botnets / against our seeds / against our ever growing need to find a few more fresh ways / to keep our money out of greed you think that ACTA means jack? / you think that you'll get mad stacks that you'll spend on blow and smack? / must not have heard about our hacks you've lost it and won't get it back / besides you guys don't deserve it you line us up just to feed us crap? / that mindset is just so perverted that isn't real justice / no that looks more like villainy so get your netbooks out tonight / if all of y'all feelin' me v2. you think we can buy DVDs / we still can't even pay for gas not like you'd know bout that / you're all still using it en masse plus you're buying lots of grass / greed you're rolling with is crass but change is coming real soon / you dinosaurs better think fast the internet is staying free / and it's borders will still stay open you think that you can regulate / but it'll won't go how you're hopin each attack just makes us stronger / makes software that can double as tools to hide things much wronger / than piratedated music fads but you thought that you could make / another couple bucks or two all you had to do was was take / our free speech and privacy too and I know that's a hominy / but hey kids what I was to do they're charging us for royalties / on everything so I am through end. you might as well cut to the chase / and put us all back in shackles take away the land we own / while upper-class folks just cackle i'll be the first to fight it though / so all of you best tread lightly cause you all be overthrown / cause none of you here can smite me
17.	surprise surprise 03:56	lyrics	buy track
Surprise Surprise by Karl Olson v1. I'm fully mechanized / Yeah, I'm a bionic man And I'm working with the fuzz / so there's no payment plan My work is super cool / ride a Maserati Spider Gotta a spine of carbon fiber / cause my bodies fully cyber And my night vision eyes / can detect all your lies Then I do a body swap / so I can easily hide That child in the crowd / ha! it's me packin heat If you're a real criminal / you're going down discreet I'm with a covert unit / made of ex-mil crew Also an awesome hacker / break your barriers too So you can't escape / have the proof on disc and tape It'll send off to you state / tranquilize you at the nape Of your neck so direct / then I login and connect Download all your contacts / cause I serve and protect Ah, you're just a hoodlum / not the main suspect But I just copied the info / 'bout the head of your sect ch. Surprise! Surprise! I'm full prosthetic. When I take battle damage / need a tech not a medic. Full cyberized! And you're pathetic. I'm the best of the best / trump genetic with synthetic. (x2) v2. Some would say choice was / highly illogical Cause it's some times hard / to be fully robotical But I'm also water proof / I am ultra-nautical Still have a sense of humor / so I am also comical I can crack jokes / with all my mecha friends And I can even blend / in with standard humans And it's cheaper to recharge / than to buy decent food Never have to exercise / Super-strength I exude But I'm no-ones persocom / I'm in fact my own person Even used to be organic / Of that fact I am certain But given the choice of death / Or getting mecha-fied I chose the latter option / forced the reaper to subside But I wasn't satisfied / though ISO certified Cause I saw people denied / by some people stealing strides So rather than just cry / It was simple to decide I would transcend any pride / to stop evil worldwide br. Active Camouflage for this Subterfuge Reload my hacks with a simple kluge Operation perfectly synchronized Easily keeping foes hypnotized Have interceptors to up my stealth No one adepter with this wealth Of high-tech gear melded into one Ultra-futuristic native son
18.	unfamiliar ceiling 03:00	lyrics	buy track
Unfamiliar Ceiling by Karl Olson ch. Once more reeling from / another unfamiliar ceiling In the green - on the mezzanine Reporting for numerous magazines Once more sleeping on / the carpet and I'm barely weeping In the dark - and then I hark Living a life that is grey and stark v1. I don't know what words I can say But I have to keep replaying-them Messages I must relay Yeah I know that I'm delaying-them Cause I gotta ASK / and verify FACTS And make sure it's really ok say THAT This channel bought X / Another bought Y But it's hard to do 'cause I am very shy I'm not always I'm friends with guys Cause I'm just an individual But if I can get a reply The effects will be residual Super CONNECTED / hyper RESPECTED Reputation will be ultra PERFECTED Like a PREFECT KID / who mashes REKKIDS Every one loving the site I ERECTED (ch.) v2. I thought it'd be glamour and glory But I instead I need a lorry It's time to relate a small story Like that guy who hawked Suntory Hotels at MIDNIGHT / Things that don't SIT RIGHT Feeling that everything's getting BIT TRITE Getting nice INVITES / and pointless INSIGHTS Notice that everything's fading INTO WHITE Redefine all my objectives So this isn't so offensive Everything's just misdirectives So that why I'm apprehensive The inside AGENDAS / Secret DEFENDAS Hiding in these himitsu HACIENDAS This vail I RENDER / mixed in a BLENDER Too bad if you hate it no return to SENDER (ch.) v3. Everyone lies to me boldly Yes, they put on acts so coldly Fronting like that they want to see me While they cut up neko-mimi The love that I FELT's / Beginning TO MELT Destroying the business like silver TO SMELT It's all POLITICS / And slight of hand TRICKS Determined by corporate management CLIQUES Who are not in touch with the populous In every last last metropolis Who don't like the fact they're croppin this The facts should be so obvious Instead they're NOT HEP / They're super INEPT Bragging 'bout income they shouldn't HAVE KEPT They ought to do MORE / Cause I'm keepin' SCORE If they don't step up, then they'll all end up POOR (ch.)x2
19.	game over 04:14	lyrics	buy track
Game Over by Karl Olson v1. This is my last expression / yes, the last outburst Of an MC's confession / on the mic the worst I'll still keep it clean / and without a curse And then that is that / and I'm off in hearse That's not to say I'll die / I'm just done with nerdcore Almost from the beginning / I knew my words bored All but the rarest of / the human species Who thought it was witty / to meld like Reeces Hip Hop and Anime / like Chocolate n' Peanuts Every single outsider said / "he has to be nuts" To try to bust flows / about intergalactic travel And how he wants to grind / edits into gravel And playing pong / freestylin about paddles The mainstream has no love / for that fiddle faddle So I decide without regrets / and without the hate My last nerdcore album / is the Fourth Estate So when it comes to nerdcore / I'll become Jay-Z Keeping up in Business / cause I'm not Lazy Producing other artists / With high quality Then doing TV ads / for laptops by HP I'll do guest shots / I'll be featured on tracks So it won't be for naught / this attempt to rack Up as many points / threw my lyrical freshness But right now understand / that I feel so restless It's like I'm being choked / by the subject matter Sick of writing lyrics / about how I'm badder Than every other nerd / when I'm playing Fluxx And the end results lame / yeah it totally sucks I know rhymes will never feed me / at the end of the day Never provides warmth unlike / the sunshine's rays So I'll leave nerdcore / to people stronger than I I'll disappear in I.T. / so I cannot longer sigh ch. Game Over! - Press X to Continue But I have exhausted my sinew You don't know what I've been through You don't know what I've been threw Game Over! - And the Countdown starts I break the stage down to it's parts I'm tired of breaking hearts I'm tired of breaking hearts v2. So on this note I'm leaving after this song No longer gloat or dictate on right or wrong Gotta give it up / for the younger generation Irony being that / they're older by creation Like by existence / on the face of the earth But it's not their fault / I never proved my worth But I don't think I can / handle the pressure or lift it Off of my fellow man / Yeah I'm not that gifted My rhymes are reusable / they're all grifted From MCs more brilliant / than this dim-witted King of self-deprecation / you could call me Conan Late night in the nation / On the mic alone and Even though I'm 20-something / and fully grown and I can't push this any farther / hung up the phone and I write off any dreams / in the wind that's blowin' Because it is so clear / that I am no showman And it's easy to believe / that not a soul will grieve My obvious absence / cause not a soul will need A nerd rapper like me / with the rhymes so wack Easily omitted from / the nerdcore FAQ Yeah I think I'm / easily not mentioned In the nerdcore / frequently asked questions Already wiki-omitted / so I think I'm acquitted So I'm disappearing / yeah, this is it kid Don't try and get me back / I won't listen to petitions A Letter-Writing Campaign / wouldn't change my mission I've made up my mind / on this big decision And so you won't find the slightest / in attrition And I won't make it sweet / I won't Candy this This is my last gasp / like Ozymandias Nothing on Earth / could ever change my plans Not a documentary / nor Jason Tanz (ch.)x2

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released April 11, 2009

All songs written, performed, recorded, mixed and produced by Karl Olson. Copyright 2009 Karl Olson.

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Anime Rap,
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Nerdcore,
Trap,
Vaporwave,
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& more since 1997. Well, started some of those at different points, but whatever ❤️