nerd playa advisory

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nerd playa advisory
by Karl Olson

ch.
nerd playas wanna harddrive into your sata ports
that's why they offer to do that data port
they wanna plug n' play all day with their drivers
then on internet relay, they'll get high fives, sir

watch out for nerd playas (watch out for nerd playas!)
watch out for nerd playas cause they can betray ya
(x2)

v1.
yeah girls lauren hill said you gotta watch out
that goes double for the nerds cause all they are about
is twittering about the girls from manga they want
then trudging down to the local dn'd haunt
and gabbing bout the videos they watch online
and the stuff that they watch, could make them do time
this advisory is from a dude whose inside
who knows exactly how all of them nerd boys lie

sure we nerd boys cry about the new procs
and we look pretty lame in our polos and crocs
and yeah we double that down with our unwashed socks
but we also use socks so we can hack your box
does that have a double meaning? well it does to nerds
we get obsessive over words, twist it back absurd
all the hate we incur, we focus back into obsessing
about how all our favorite characters are dressing

(ch.)

v2.
yeah, we can't be innocent; our media's cursed
with the most attractive ladies always saving the earth
even though not one of us has hit base first
we all melt when our idols got their sweet lips pursed
so you kind of can't blame us, but in fact you can
after all a nerd's supposed to be a reasoned man
we believe in evolution, and we thwart pollution
we believe in democracy, and we make institutions

you'd think with higher learning, we would act more decent
and treat women with respect from an era recent
but it's like the internet's all gb/2/kitchen
and i guess that's why i had to gb/2/snitchin
on my nerd brethren to keep these girls safe
man, even this disc touches on bad taste
when i bloviate about a gothloli's waist
when all i really want to do is put a smile on her face

endch.
nerd playas wanna harddrive into your sata ports
that's why they offer to do that data port
they wanna plug n' play all day with their drivers
then on internet relay, they'll get high fives, sir
(x2)

watch out for nerd playas (watch out for nerd playas!)
watch out for nerd playas cause they can betray ya
(x4)

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from the fourth estate, released April 11, 2009
Written, performed, recorded, mixed and produced by Karl Olson. Copyright 2009 Karl Olson.

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