taste test: the best of ultraklystron
by Ultraklystron
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shutter
02:44
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con rave two step
03:16
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genshiken
03:38
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sweetest
04:26
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on your six
02:39
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gothic lolitas
03:21
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absolution
03:35
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fujoshi
03:14
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death won't stop this
04:18
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it's the beat
03:34
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mahou shonen theme
03:24
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hikikomori
04:00
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blind consumers
03:15
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girls with glasses
02:42
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otaku soundsystem
03:58
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pilot (remix)
03:33
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Friends
03:00
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ch.
no new friends
and no old friends
in my feelings so alone
cannot pretend
no new friends
and no old friends
in my feelings so alone
cannot pretend
let me go to
swim across the river
cold as winter
but I never shiver
let me go to
swim across the river
cold as winter
but I never shiver
v1.
got out of the city in the nick of time
didn't fit me, feeling like it's quitting time
but still I'm catching losses out on either side
all these human sacrifices make me wanna cry
got everything but still feeling unfulfilled
cause things don't matter the drama still spills
and I'm not talking bout all of the gossip news
closest people are the ones that I tend to lose
ooh... not supposed to talk about that
gotta keep it closed and maybe walk around that
but I don't know why, I can never speak directly
but put it in verse, and suddenly it don't effect me
wait a minute, chotto matte a second
I've gotten off topic, a little aside I recon
so let me get back to what I'll never get back
it doesn't matter how I rap, I cannot effect that
v2.
no support without emotional extortion
despite privilege it's blown out of proportion
no love, just equivalent exchanges
despite loss these feelings stay deranged
everything already decays rapidly
yet people want me to throw more out vapidly
left asking, is this really how it had to be
so many never coming back, still they're mad at me
forget y'all, feeling yeezy appalled
but I don't have the racks to throw around at the mall
I'm not out to live a life that's parodied
guess I want more than consumer therapy
that's a moment of clarity, no vvs
I just miss my friends from the bbs
guess I'm trying to learn like it's pbs
because so much is gone that I'm needy yes
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ch.
funko pops
are not good toys
they bring no joy
to the girls and boys
funko pops
are totally awful
overpriced and
super off model
v1.
I'm not here to harsh your buzzes
But on funko pops I must discuss this
Creepy little eyes look so disgustin'
I never get why their design is buggin'
I'm not against trading my cash for plastic
But the sculpting better be fantastic
And even if lewd the theme should be tasteful
Laura Palmer funkos are too disgraceful
I'm for making figures for collection
But art deserves art made with affection
I'm sure this all seems like pure pretension
But I want funko pops out of my toy section
v2.
Their aesthetic's made to offend, so
I'd rather blow my money on some nendos
Maybe spend my stacks with nintendo
And try to collect all the amiibos
Funko pop proliferation
Might be the last gasp of civilization
I can't support that mass creation
It steals away of all my elation
So if you buy them I ask you to stop
Hit Kotobukiya for better things to cop
Cause the only thing worse than funko pops
Is the way I just let this instrumental drop
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He's Homsar
02:50
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ch.
He's Homsar; A Song From the Sixties
He was raised by a cup of Coffee
Claims to be tall as a million ladies
Doesn't know when the Jefferson's starting
He's Homsar; He's hugging all the trees
Always calls potato chips hot wings
We watch as his Jengaship's sinking
No one knows what he is really thinking
v1.
People say he's not that bright
But I think he's seems alright
He's may not be very fast
But they saved the best for last
He can't be killed by a heavy lourde
He can't be killed by a brand new ford
He can't draw consummate v's
Probably doesn't know majesty
v2.
He is a sight to behold
He will do as he is told
He is always on the scene
Especially on Halloween
He's got a Nokia Sugarphone stage
He likes to sit around and get real paid
Strong Bad would like to hit 'em with hammer
Homsar would just like to meet Kelsey Grammer
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about
credits
Written, performed, recorded, mixed & produced by Karl Olson aka Ultraklystron except "Shoujo n' Shonen" which written and performed by Karl Olson, Nursehella & Baddd Spellah, recorded, mixed & produced by Karl Olson & Baddd Spellah. Copyright 2004-2015, all rights reserved.
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Ultraklystron Victoria, British Columbia
Making
Anime Rap,
Drum n' Bass,
Nerdcore,
Trap,
Vaporwave,
Beat Tapes
& more since 1997. Well, started some of those at different points, but whatever ❤️
discography
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Jun 2021 -
Sep 2020 -
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Apr 2020