taste test: the best of ultraklystron

by Ultraklystron

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Consider this a free (check karlrolson.com/free if I'm out of downloads) and brief history of Ultraklystron's nerdcore output from Revision4920 to Unwarranted Self Importance.

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released December 27, 2019

Written, performed, recorded, mixed & produced by Karl Olson aka Ultraklystron except "Shoujo n' Shonen" which written and performed by Karl Olson, Nursehella & Baddd Spellah, recorded, mixed & produced by Karl Olson & Baddd Spellah. Copyright 2004-2015, all rights reserved.

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Ultraklystron Victoria, British Columbia

I make
Anime Rap
Drum n' Bass
Trap
Vaporwave
Nerdcore Hiphop
and more.

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Track Name: Friends
ch.
no new friends
and no old friends
in my feelings so alone
cannot pretend

no new friends
and no old friends
in my feelings so alone
cannot pretend

let me go to
swim across the river
cold as winter
but I never shiver

let me go to
swim across the river
cold as winter
but I never shiver

v1.
got out of the city in the nick of time
didn't fit me, feeling like it's quitting time
but still I'm catching losses out on either side
all these human sacrifices make me wanna cry

got everything but still feeling unfulfilled
cause things don't matter the drama still spills
and I'm not talking bout all of the gossip news
closest people are the ones that I tend to lose

ooh... not supposed to talk about that
gotta keep it closed and maybe walk around that
but I don't know why, I can never speak directly
but put it in verse, and suddenly it don't effect me

wait a minute, chotto matte a second
I've gotten off topic, a little aside I recon
so let me get back to what I'll never get back
it doesn't matter how I rap, I cannot effect that

v2.
no support without emotional extortion
despite privilege it's blown out of proportion
no love, just equivalent exchanges
despite loss these feelings stay deranged

everything already decays rapidly
yet people want me to throw more out vapidly
left asking, is this really how it had to be
so many never coming back, still they're mad at me

forget y'all, feeling yeezy appalled
but I don't have the racks to throw around at the mall
I'm not out to live a life that's parodied
guess I want more than consumer therapy

that's a moment of clarity, no vvs
I just miss my friends from the bbs
guess I'm trying to learn like it's pbs
because so much is gone that I'm needy yes
Track Name: funko pops (are not good toys)
ch.
funko pops
are not good toys
they bring no joy
to the girls and boys

funko pops
are totally awful
overpriced and
super off model

v1.
I'm not here to harsh your buzzes
But on funko pops I must discuss this
Creepy little eyes look so disgustin'
I never get why their design is buggin'

I'm not against trading my cash for plastic
But the sculpting better be fantastic
And even if lewd the theme should be tasteful
Laura Palmer funkos are too disgraceful

I'm for making figures for collection
But art deserves art made with affection
I'm sure this all seems like pure pretension
But I want funko pops out of my toy section

v2.
Their aesthetic's made to offend, so
I'd rather blow my money on some nendos
Maybe spend my stacks with nintendo
And try to collect all the amiibos

Funko pop proliferation
Might be the last gasp of civilization
I can't support that mass creation
It steals away of all my elation

So if you buy them I ask you to stop
Hit Kotobukiya for better things to cop
Cause the only thing worse than funko pops
Is the way I just let this instrumental drop
Track Name: He's Homsar
ch.
He's Homsar; A Song From the Sixties
He was raised by a cup of Coffee
Claims to be tall as a million ladies
Doesn't know when the Jefferson's starting

He's Homsar; He's hugging all the trees
Always calls potato chips hot wings
We watch as his Jengaship's sinking
No one knows what he is really thinking

v1.
People say he's not that bright
But I think he's seems alright
He's may not be very fast
But they saved the best for last
He can't be killed by a heavy lourde
He can't be killed by a brand new ford
He can't draw consummate v's
Probably doesn't know majesty

v2.
He is a sight to behold
He will do as he is told
He is always on the scene
Especially on Halloween
He's got a Nokia Sugarphone stage
He likes to sit around and get real paid
Strong Bad would like to hit 'em with hammer
Homsar would just like to meet Kelsey Grammer