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1.	shutter 02:44		buy track
2.	con rave two step 03:16		buy track
3.	genshiken (free) 03:38		download
4.	sweetest 04:26		buy track
5.	on your six 02:39		buy track
6.	gothic lolitas 03:21		buy track
7.	like it like that (in pursuit mix) 04:25		buy track
8.	absolution 03:35		buy track
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10.	death won't stop this 04:18		buy track
11.	it's the beat 03:34		buy track
12.	mahou shonen theme 03:24		buy track
13.	hikikomori 04:00		buy track
14.	blind consumers 03:15		buy track
15.	girls with glasses 02:42		buy track
16.	shoujo n' shonen (feat. nursehella) 04:17		buy track
17.	otaku soundsystem 03:58		buy track
18.	pilot (remix) 03:33		buy track
19.	bromance dance (auto version) 03:06		buy track
20.	funko pops (are not good toys) (free) 02:44	lyrics	download

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Consider this a free (check karlrolson.com/free if I'm out of downloads) and brief history of Ultraklystron's nerdcore output from Revision4920 to Unwarranted Self Importance.

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released February 22, 2015

Written, performed, recorded, mixed & produced by Karl Olson aka Ultraklystron except "Shoujo n' Shonen" which written and performed by Karl Olson, Nursehella & Baddd Spellah, recorded, mixed & produced by Karl Olson & Baddd Spellah. Copyright 2004-2015, all rights reserved.

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Track Name: funko pops (are not good toys): ch.
funko pops
are not good toys
they bring no joy
to the girls and boys

funko pops
are totally awful
overpriced and
super off model

v1.
I'm not here to harsh your buzzes
But on funko pops I must discuss this
Creepy little eyes look so disgustin'
I never get why their design is buggin'

I'm not against trading my cash for plastic
But the sculpting better be fantastic
And even if lewd the theme should be tasteful
Laura Palmer funkos are too disgraceful

I'm for making figures for collection
But art deserves art made with affection
I'm sure this all seems like pure pretension
But I want funko pops out of my toy section

v2.
Their aesthetic's made to offend, so
I'd rather blow my money on some nendos
Maybe spend my stacks with nintendo
And try to collect all the amiibos

Funko pop proliferation
Might be the last gasp of civilization
I can't support that mass creation
It steals away of all my elation

So if you buy them I ask you to stop
Hit Kotobukiya for better things to cop
Cause the only thing worse than funko pops
Is the way I just let this instrumental drop