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A very old song about Homsar from Homestar Runner a fan online asked me to reupload, and since I still had a copy (and the masters, stems and reason files actually,) I did.

Maybe I'll rerecord it or remaster it later. Watch this space.


He's Homsar; A Song From the Sixties
He was raised by a cup of Coffee
Claims to be tall as a million ladies
Doesn't know when the Jefferson's starting

He's Homsar; He's hugging all the trees
Always calls potato chips hot wings
We watch as his Jengaship's sinking
No one knows what he is really thinking

People say he's not that bright
But I think he's seems alright
He's may not be very fast
But they saved the best for last
He can't be killed by a heavy lourde
He can't be killed by a brand new ford
He can't draw consummate v's
Probably doesn't know majesty

He is a sight to behold
He will do as he is told
He is always on the scene
Especially on Halloween
He's got a Nokia Sugarphone stage
He likes to sit around and get real paid
Strong Bad would like to hit 'em with hammer
Homsar would just like to meet Kelsey Grammer


from taste test: the best of ultraklystron, track released May 17, 2003
Written, performed, recorded, mixed & produced by Karl Olson aka Ultraklystron. Copyright 2003.




Ultraklystron Victoria, British Columbia

Making Drum n' Bass, Nerdcore, Anime Rap, Trap, Vaporwave, Beat Tapes & much more since 1997. Well, started some of those at different points, but whatever.

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