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surprise surprise

from the fourth estate by Ultraklystron



Surprise Surprise
by Karl Olson

I'm fully mechanized / Yeah, I'm a bionic man
And I'm working with the fuzz / so there's no payment plan
My work is super cool / ride a Maserati Spider
Gotta a spine of carbon fiber / cause my bodies fully cyber
And my night vision eyes / can detect all your lies
Then I do a body swap / so I can easily hide
That child in the crowd / ha! it's me packin heat
If you're a real criminal / you're going down discreet

I'm with a covert unit / made of ex-mil crew
Also an awesome hacker / break your barriers too
So you can't escape / have the proof on disc and tape
It'll send off to you state / tranquilize you at the nape
Of your neck so direct / then I login and connect
Download all your contacts / cause I serve and protect
Ah, you're just a hoodlum / not the main suspect
But I just copied the info / 'bout the head of your sect

Surprise! Surprise! I'm full prosthetic.
When I take battle damage / need a tech not a medic.
Full cyberized! And you're pathetic.
I'm the best of the best / trump genetic with synthetic.

Some would say choice was / highly illogical
Cause it's some times hard / to be fully robotical
But I'm also water proof / I am ultra-nautical
Still have a sense of humor / so I am also comical
I can crack jokes / with all my mecha friends
And I can even blend / in with standard humans
And it's cheaper to recharge / than to buy decent food
Never have to exercise / Super-strength I exude

But I'm no-ones persocom / I'm in fact my own person
Even used to be organic / Of that fact I am certain
But given the choice of death / Or getting mecha-fied
I chose the latter option / forced the reaper to subside
But I wasn't satisfied / though ISO certified
Cause I saw people denied / by some people stealing strides
So rather than just cry / It was simple to decide
I would transcend any pride / to stop evil worldwide

Active Camouflage for this Subterfuge
Reload my hacks with a simple kluge
Operation perfectly synchronized
Easily keeping foes hypnotized
Have interceptors to up my stealth
No one adepter with this wealth
Of high-tech gear melded into one
Ultra-futuristic native son


from the fourth estate, released April 11, 2009
Written, performed, recorded, mixed and produced by Karl Olson. Copyright 2009 Karl Olson.




Ultraklystron Victoria, British Columbia

Making Drum n' Bass, Nerdcore, Anime Rap, Trap, Vaporwave, Beat Tapes & much more since 1997. Well, started some of those at different points, but whatever.

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