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not a criminal

from the fourth estate by Ultraklystron



not a criminal
by Karl Olson

guess it doesn't matter if the visa's in your name
if you also an otaku that drives cops insane

I am not a criminal, yet I get treated like one
Everytime I'm at the border, they hate Ultraklystron

They flag me everytime, so I guess a fit a profile
Didn't know they hated otaku rappers with no style
Must be all-ages manga I got in my duffle
That tells RCMP that, in fact, I'm up to trouble
Maybe it's my broken whip, makes 'em think I've got Os
But if I'm hustlin' that, what's with my cars windows
I'd bet the drug dealers ride in brand-new SUVs
Wanna find a lot of rock? Then check the guy behind me

He's the one who's making stacks, so he must sling yay
Not the boy reading Loveless, yeah, at most he's gay
I didn't know my manga made you border guys sweat
Wait, you jail folks for doujin, but you'll be upset
When you realize my manga isn't worth your malice
Cause all I read is Nana and Gakuen Alice
And if you try and front like you can cuff me on that
I'll have to prove you wrong in under ten seconds flat

But I guess this proves, they don't just profile on race
They also profile you, if you got otaku tastes
I gotta laugh at the fact, they never search my friends
The ones talking about how they're lolicons to the end
Nor the ones that I know who actually get high
Nor the ones that I know who have done drive-bys
Well on that last bit, I don't know about that
But everytime I cross, they ask if *I* have gats

Only heaters that I know, are from animes and raps
I ain't ever fired a round, I've not busted one cap
I don't carry any knives, my existence is boring
Plus your search is so long, that I'm almost snoring
And while you're busy rummaging through my old beater
Criminals subvert your fake security theater
I know you wanna make the world a much safer place
But you're wasting *your* time when you're up in my face

If you're hearing this, while I'm stopped at the border
Guess what? you couldn't have picked a person more poorer
I'm so clean, I'm sterile, but I'll get real feral
If you keep putting my liberty and rights in peril


from the fourth estate, released April 11, 2009
Written, performed, recorded, mixed and produced by Karl Olson. Copyright 2009 Karl Olson.




Ultraklystron Victoria, British Columbia

Making Drum n' Bass, Nerdcore, Anime Rap, Trap, Vaporwave, Beat Tapes & much more since 1997. Well, started some of those at different points, but whatever.

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