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from the fourth estate by Ultraklystron



webcam girls
by Karl Olson

Everybody loves cute girls on webcams
Everybody loves cute girls with nice gams
Everybody loves cute girls who love noobs
Everybody loves cute girls on youtube

Get freaky on the webcam / if you're of age
If not you're banned / and your post is saged
I know 4chan thinks / JB's the rage
But you gotta watch out / for the fed's gage
FBI Party Van / rocks their ECHELON
Breaking down doors / til the break of dawn
So if you're up on a cam / better be 18
Preferably older / with a nerdy lean

Legs gotta be long / to be loved by throng
Gotta be fabulous / like your name's Pete Tong
Need to be the cutie / who's a bit tootie fruity
Pop, lock and drop that / automatic bizooty
And yeah I rhyme-checked beck / like you would know
You're too busy noddin' / to my nerd house flow
If you like this beat / then ride it like a rodeo
Forward me the address / when you post that video


And I'm not a sleaze / and you're not a tease
So on both of those notes / let me put you at ease
You're a webcam sweetie / and I know you're new to this
But you can trust me / I'm not like Ludacris
Don't shake ya money maker / I'm not that crass
As to make any demands / on that stuff I'll pass
I tried to be controlling / but that stuff was lame
Manipulation / just was not my game

But I like what you post / on youtube often
Like how you like / the songs I'm droppin
That's how I found you / I saw your video's tags
Saw my name there / saw how you bragged
About owning my CDs / all first printings
So for you girl / this song I'm minting
Catch you on the low / sunglasses tinting
See you on your cam / banner ads glinting '


from the fourth estate, released April 11, 2009
Written, performed, recorded, mixed and produced by Karl Olson. Copyright 2009 Karl Olson.




Ultraklystron Victoria, British Columbia

Making Drum n' Bass, Nerdcore, Anime Rap, Trap, Vaporwave, Beat Tapes & much more since 1997. Well, started some of those at different points, but whatever.

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