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by Karl Olson

oh don't you know
she's the sweetest always
when i wake up
wonder if she's okay

oh don't you know
she's the sweetest always
so i worry
that it will melt one day

when it comes to this topic, there ain't much more to say on
i love her everyday like otaku love k-on
she's the kinda girl you don't run around an play on
more like the kind that you meditate and pray on
rips mics like rayon - like her stocking's fabric
like carrots to a cabbit, you know i gotta have it
always raising havoc, always making waves
like every single dice roll results in a save

leaning off the horse for the brass ring - take it
maybe i'm naive to believe that we'll make it
some say i outta rake it like leaves cause it's fall
like we came up short even though we stand tall
that i outta keep on shopping but life's not a mall
don't want to be undead just wondering halls
or waiting to spawn as the right lines crossed
my AI's too smart, yeah I gotta be a boss

i guess lately, all i do is make her rage
i post up my thoughts and she then replies "sage"
i'd blame it on the distance, but that's only half
the other part is me, that's the actual math
i got her variable wrong - i miss calculated
did the wrong things so she recalcitrated
the "love you"s are there at the phone call finish
but i know each failure can only diminish

the odds and i'm already pretty upset
cause i'm never one to play a game of roulette
but i'm so confident that we can win the day
that i could be shinji and she could be rei
or asuka actually, in fact i'd prefer
she does as she pleases, she's quite similar
and if i'm too shinji with my lack of spine
she's a free agent, though i wish she was mine

thirty two bars and still going like a frat boy
know the backbiters are hating me as that boy
who can't make anything good - call me mr. GM
made records since age 10 but still not eminem
but she still loves me, hopefully forever
or atleast until i permanently upset her
if my verses aren't tums - if they don't sooth her
if i'm some loser, if i can't move her

into a crib like i was ty pennington
it's probably okay to just be friends again
that's the extreme makeover that it might take
but i'll do my best, even if i fight fate
cause it takes more than just halfway measures
gotta give it my all, i can take no leisure
if i'm gonna get her then i gotta go harder
gotta be the mythbusters, jay-z and the carter


from Romance Language 2, released December 1, 2009
Written, performed, recorded, mixed and produced by Karl Olson. Copyright 2009 Karl Olson, all rights reserved.




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