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food crimes putting the viral in viral video.


Ch. (X2)
They do it all for the views, Rick Lax
Isn't real soul food, Rick Lax
Same bit every time, Rick Lax
Viral and such a crime, Rick Lax

Drink a toilet float just to get a click
Grossing out normies, that's the real trick
Make lasagna that ain't fit for orange cats
Gettin more interacts than a borin rap

Make it on a counter, make it on a floor
Never make it edible, ruin it more
Do it for the Algo, do for it the 'gram
Make it outta Alpo, focus on the hands

Making mashed potatoes out flaming hots
Try to make a nightmare, keep it hauntin thoughts
All you needs a model and ya groceries
Dump a ketchup bottle, make the grossest eats

Make it for the creeps, make it for takes
Make it for the moralizers' daily hate
Nothing clever ever, just the freshest bait
Never clean up either, oh the mess is great

No one needs a talent, forget hot flows
Unless that's a counter top of nachos
Careful with the script, say it's sanitary
Anything to make the viewer think it scary

Make a sangria in a kitchen sink
Get a guest creator to increase the links
Casserole mostly made of frozen pizzas
Gettin impressions, black plastic Visas

Make a lot of bank off of ignorance
Paying all their bills, paying bigger rents
AirBNBs with a nice kitchen
Make a tobiko colada and they back clickin

Everytime they cook, they servin raw chicken
Hope that you wanna yak, hope you feel sickened
Cause then you run it back, sharin' all day
Truth is you're hooked, so they get all paid


from Deep Neurotic Network, released June 2, 2023




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