We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.


An Onegai Teacher Tribute Rap


Used to download this off IRC
Now I'm living that life IRL
You know she's my top priority
Without her I'm stuck standing still

My life was no Sinatra / couldn't do it my way
Anime: the only thing / That gave escape in my day
Queuing files in IRC / always watching new shows
Onegai inspiring me / but still I often felt low

My life couldn't be that charmed / Like that young protagonist
Confidence was disarmed / So every shot just had to miss
So I also felt that / my universe was static
Always feeling held back / And avoiding a panic

Gradually acclimatized / to be social through these cons
Fujoshi told me that I'm fly / still thought they must be wrong
But that broke through my fear / of even giving compliments
Stupid lack of confidence / finally fell to common sense

Finally got a little nerve / but was still just the biggest nerd
That's when life threw me a curve / but finally I had some words
Made a little small talk / didn't think I had a chance
But one year later / the language would be romance

Now that distant memory / is sweeter than caramels
Irony in retrospect / is possibly the parallels
Red hair and glasses / experience surpasses
Arrested development / Was key in how I acted

She was from a distant world / an alien abducting me
Sometimes a tsundere girl / having trouble trusting me
But I straight pursued her / even she went away
She could wipe my memory / I'd think about her everyday

Cause she put me in motion / expanding my universe
Finally feel emotions / love for her's my truest curse
Forever put her in first / hold it down against the odds
Love could cross a galaxy / even though it's sometimes flawed

I know it's never perfect / I can be unintelligent
But we both keep working / to get past that irrelevance
Literally heaven sent / came out from amongst the stars
And since we made it this far / Farther really isn't hard.


from Most Otaku Ever: Alternative, released August 7, 2020




Ultraklystron Victoria, British Columbia

Making Drum n' Bass, Nerdcore, Anime Rap, Trap, Vaporwave, Beat Tapes & much more since 1997. Well, started some of those at different points, but whatever.

contact / help

Contact Ultraklystron

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Redeem code

Report this track or account