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A Song About Internet Cartoons


web toons
by Karl Olson

I watch / cartoons / on YouTube / and you should too (x2)
Come on hang out with me, were having a web cartoon party (x2)

Look Ultraklystron is back with some sucky raps
But I attack with Allegri's Bee and Puppycat
Nerd til the afterlife but you know that modus pays
Went to Deadly Space Action from a little Bonus Stage

Hanging out online is virtually all that I do
I've been hanging out on YouTube watching Pony dot Mov
Don't dismiss my plans, this isn't about Mr. Hands
I'm just taking a break from reading all these Kiss x Sis scans

I exist to demand more animated stories sir
All I want to do is watch all the Bravest Warriors
Dead the haters I like the creators on channel Frederator
Traded Macklemore's gators for voice work by Jeremy Shada

Oh no I think the tumblr kids are bored of me
But Wallow gave me props I mean Ian Jones Quartey, see
If the Nockforce thinks that I can run the block well
I'll big them up and hope that maybe I'll make their knots swell.

Nothing like watching the suffering of Meduca
To make you take a break and watch Catbug and Tezuka
No one rebukes or refutes the Emotion Lord's moop
But I'll keep playing these episodes on a long loop

But it's getting late, it's 2 in the am/pm
Is this acid laced candy or only Robitussin DM?
Cause I'm throwing a party, I brought entertainment over
It's all the podcast episodes of Cartoon Hangover

I also brought that old school, got that Homestar and Strong Bad
Got some Professor Brothers cause I think their song's rad
JFK was just the trillest of all the boys
But honestly I've enjoyed all of China Illinois

At the end of the day that fate may befall most webtoons
Network tv slots yet not one thing is ruined
Even anime has entered in this mania
Only lames haven't watched Little Witch Academia.


from Unwarranted Self Importance, released April 1, 2014




Ultraklystron Victoria, British Columbia

Making Drum n' Bass, Nerdcore, Anime Rap, Trap, Vaporwave, Beat Tapes & much more since 1997. Well, started some of those at different points, but whatever.

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