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from Romance Language 3 by Ultraklystron



Aren't these first world problems the nicest?
A dumb otaku with a mid life crisis
Cause now that there's some one in my life like you
I really don't need to buy a plastic waifu
Don't feel like buying doujin that I can't read
Rather the learn the language and catch your needs
I think a young me woulda called me a mental jerk
But I'm now happier paying for your dental work
Get us to a better place, still be a rental
But the location will be transcendental
You and me back up living by Mount Fuji
These days that's the goal I aim towards truly
Rather you and me at an over water suite
Then to walk around a con forever as a neet
I hate squandering time super far from you
Just want to be there and always come through

Ch. (x2)
Wandering in a daze
Is all I ever do these days
Don't know why I ever leave
Cause there's nothing out there I need

Don't get it wrong, I still love the culture
Can't quite deny the allure it's holds, sure
But the fact is my tastes are so obscure
That there isn't merch to get for this nerd
And even if there was, it wouldn't take the throne now
Guess that means I'm mature and grown now
Though that can't be right cause I still smile
Every time you go crazy and an act buck wild
I don't need characters when I have you
I'll take every second good and bad too
Box sets set aside, perhaps never return
I'll admit that was a pricey lesson that I learned
I used to think I'd be all otaku forever
And I guess I still am but I want a level better
You and me living that life and not just watching it
Every day I'm plotting it, nobody is stopping it


from Romance Language 3, released February 14, 2015




Ultraklystron Victoria, British Columbia

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& more since 1997. Well, started some of those at different points, but whatever ❤️

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