void function

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void function
by Karl Olson

ch.
I need some pointers / and I need some classes
I'm your average nerd / pocket protector and glasses
I know it sounds cliche / But this is one for the masses
Soon it will be passe / Evaporated into gasses

v1.
I'm not here to fight but I must rebuke ya
Kick you up side the head like Light Speed Susuka
Rock it like counterstrike with so called Bazookas
Like my name is Willy Wonka and You're Just Veruca
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Rock my tech my from South Korea, Japan and China
Live from One Twenty Fourth to West Nine Regina
From my backyard to Charley in North Carolina
I can I only hope one day the good luck will find her
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So I come to stop to the lesser mcs and cynics
The ones busy fighting over what better windows or linux
Complaining about movies like Daredevil and Riddick
Pay no mind to the fact that I am also critic
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Cause I'm also programmer of the worst class
Never been slashdotted or even slightly harassed
For the code I've stole to create and make my programs work
No comments in my dev blog / am I that much of a jerk


v2.
Look now I need that functionality
Or else my program won't function in totality
By the rapidly approaching deadline
That I was unfortunately just assigned
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So I'll Rock it with the dual shock with the dual triggers
I'll Reduce it down to parts like it's Pinky Street Figures
Even if mean this program has to get a little bloated
I'd rather that it work than be garbage sugar-coated
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So I'm not trying to be mean nor foreboding
But perhaps I should start doing / my own work my own coding
So I step up and start banging on my keyboards
I gotta step up and write to get the high score
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Cause You know that I am reaching for the pinnacle
All these other programmers are just so cynical
All played out than saying anime's just tentacles
Like they're Harry Knowles from the site called aint it cool

br.
It's like my name is train man / single track like rain man
And I bring the pain and / I turn up the gain and
I try to seduce all the bishoujo drinking bling juice
By busting rhyme nonsensical like I'm Dr. Seuss
Other otaku mcs rap about their 2D-complex
I rap about my debut cause straight I'm outta comdex
ADV reads my reviews and then takes quotes outta context
Still not playing live venues / I'm too busy readin comics

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from Opensource Lyricist, released November 27, 2007
Written, performed, recorded, mixed and produced by Karl Olson. Copyright 2007 Karl Olson.

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