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by Karl Olson

I wanna be the ichiban nerdcore beat rocker
Verse parsed with kungfu like it's Shaolin Soccer
From the countryside to the urban bustle
I bring forgotten techniques like that KungFu Hustle
I have brought it elegant like it's gothic and lolita
For my words are eloquent never cheesy like velveeta
And it's clearly ego driven / but that's the usual plan
Hip Hop's patently objectivist / and inspired by Ayn Rand

And everybody knows / that I never drop weak flows
Deliver from the get go / Like Hollywood Montrose
And thus I always keep / the scene in so check
With the tech specs / of a dozen vectrex
I keep the people in shock / yeah they're surprised g
I come hard yet without / parental advisory
And though my rhyme can be / extremely egotastic
I try to change the world as well / when I'm not fake and plastic.

Aren't any pixels / It's no photoshop
The graphic evidence / that I'm at the top - OH!
Smoother than butter / leave your heart aflutter
With the flashbulbs going off / Shutter - Shutter - Shutter

You know I get the ladies / yeah I'm all up ins
Yeah, you can call me Maiku from / Onegai Twins
You know I cannot stop / I make this this track so hot
It's like a polyglot / of fanservice panty shots
And I attract attention / from the opposite gender
When I'm in the cosplay / like I'm the great pretender
Like Freddie Mercury / I was born to render
Burn off the roof nightly / an attention center

And it's because I'm an otaku / it's because I'm a nerd
That I'm getting this attention / like I'm Lupin the Third
All I need is Fujiko / up in one of my flows
She could even be clothed / and reciting some prose
The main thing is that / I bring a complete package
Everyone knows that / I rock the best trackage
From Hellsing to Mew Mew / I know you love this
Cause I understand that / you want all of this



from Romance Language 2, released December 1, 2009
Written, performed, recorded, mixed and produced by Karl Olson. Copyright 2009 Karl Olson, all rights reserved.




Ultraklystron Victoria, British Columbia

Making Drum n' Bass, Nerdcore, Anime Rap, Trap, Vaporwave, Beat Tapes & much more since 1997. Well, started some of those at different points, but whatever.

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