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second place

from Romance Language 2 by Ultraklystron



second place
by Karl Olson

My girlfriend thinks every other nerdcore mc is hot
Especially MC Frontalot and Doc Pop / YT Crack as well
And she'll probably get 'em all w/ her sweet Chanel

Fat Joe even likes her / or so I've heard
But the type she prefers / is Andy Samberg
And though I'm the Akito / to her Sana
She'd rather do Alchemy / with Vic Mignogna

I'm not advocating the immoral or the illicit
But I know that not a man here would refuse to kiss this
Adorable girl who I happen to be dating
And which ignorant mcs insist on playa-hating
And though I know she loves me with everything she's got
She's not afraid to mention when she thinks a guy's hot
And I'm hard pressed to disagree with her selections
I downloaded all their songs with my FiOS connection

I'm sure if I were in her shoes and her gender
I would also be interested in the boys that render
Hit after hit about Star Wars and conventions
Yeah they be ones in my Live Journal mentioned
Repeatedly, yeah, they'd be my Tiger-Beat crushes
I'd want to kiss them if my lips were luscious
But they aren't, and since I'm not that possessive
You all better watch out cause she's cute and aggressive.

And I'm seriously sure it's all in the cards
Even though I've never loved another girl so hard
She'll atleast make out with her favorite bard
And I accept that fact - I'm not emotionally scarred
Hell, I'm kinda proud to know that she's just so fine
She can make man a her's, if he's in her sightline
Of course she's also smart and a great song creata
But let us not forget that she's modeled for Aveda

If her eyes stray a bit, I certainly can't blame her
I'm not the kind of man, who would dominate or tame her
If a rapper falls for her, I cannot complain
I mean after all I did, so I won't go insane
I'll just have to laugh it off as part of existing
Love's hard sometimes, so why try resisting
I'll just be satisfied, comfortable in the fact
That we both have love that we'll never redact


Truth told I'm also sent right into a panic
When I meet a person whose work left me manic
much as I'd like to moan, and though I can't condone
I understand the feeling of being totally pwned


from Romance Language 2, released December 1, 2009
Written, performed, recorded, mixed and produced by Karl Olson. Copyright 2009 Karl Olson, all rights reserved.




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Making Drum n' Bass, Nerdcore, Anime Rap, Trap, Vaporwave, Beat Tapes & much more since 1997. Well, started some of those at different points, but whatever.

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