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Priceless
by Karl Olson

v1.

I played para para paradise/Till I needed 4 advil, a heating pad and bucket of ice
Now I know that on the surface that seems contradictory
But understand that I had to impress people on the periphery
Of my vision/so I had to make a decision/
Could I intice the animation representative cause she was all livin
La vida de la otaku / so I had to pop lock through
the non-stop bonus stage with out a flaw in my attitude
she quite was impressed/and did I mentioned she was dressed
with elegant gothic lolita style/that leaves geekstas distressed
I knew that if I pulled it I could raise my site's profile
And I maybe I could even get Kyle Pope riled
Cause Mr. Edit List would be all like "How you'd get that interview?"
And I'd be like "Not only that but then we knocked back a few"
7ups, or atleast that's I had,
but seeing an EGL sip a brewski is almost sad
yet almost intriguing in the bizarrist of ways
but this is just another story another magical play
seriously, I'm blending pieces of fact with fiction
So just give me a few seconds to just clean up my diction
Let me make sure names are changed so I can dodge friction
And weed out all the fallacies so I speak with conviction

ch.

An half hour well spent is an half hour forever
Even if it means that my mind suddenly isn't clever
A couple old DVDs isn't the nicest
Mad respect to the one who's an anime isis

An half hour well spent is an half hour with you
Even if it means that something else didn't come through
50 dollars of Manwha isn't the nicest
Hanging out with producers is totally priceless

x2

v2.

I went down to an anime con as press/
and the organization was frankly a mess
I barely caught a panel from this manga company
The one that released gravi in two thousand and three
But earlier in the day I hit the dealers room
And instantly my nerdcore eyes were consumed
with a trailer for an anime I totally love
It was like a destiny passed down from above
So I tryed to do my best to seem more professional
But I think my words hinted at just how confessional
My fanboy self was/ and that just because
I'd never seen the show in question with out the fuzz
Of poor fansubbing/and I was so loving
the raw quality of this studios dubbing
They said they have a screening of the show right at 9
Which made my heart go doki doki in no time
But when the hour arrived/my emotion dived
Looked like they got the wrong info which made me sigh
But I then it picked back up when I glanced down the stairs
Because what should be before my eyes right there
But a cosplayer of the series in question
Perhaps a gleaming element of hope's last bastion
But fate would one up even my wildest dreams
It was the producer of said program so I contained my screams
Took a couple of pictures stuck up a conversation
Then greatest thing happened to me in this otaku nation
She asked me directly "would you like to get a drink?"
So I replied "of course" cause it took no time to think.
The part about beer and 7up was totally true
Some more passes of the chorus and this rhyme is through

I can't believe it either.

(ch.)

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from Opensource Lyricist, released November 27, 2007
Written, performed, recorded, mixed and produced by Karl Olson. Copyright 2007 Karl Olson.

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