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polygonous polygamy

from Romance Language 2 by Ultraklystron



Inspired by a Penny Arcade comic of the same name.


polygonous polygamy
by Karl Olson

hey girl! why are you mad at me?
we both on polygonous polygamy

hey girl! why are you mad at me?
we both on pixelated polygamy

hey girl! why are you mad at me?
we both on animated polygamy

we both love things that'll never exist
so please girl just gimme a kiss

i could never really cheat / on the one that i heart
but i admit that i still / fall in love with the art
the characters off of these / nintendo carts
the 2D beauties who / i loved at the start

anime girls too, well actually mainly
my otakuness really seems ungainly
probably lucky that my girl don't maim me
for loving moe bishoujo so plainly

she's just as enamored / of the digital type
bishonen so hot / they can't exist in life
and if it's not elric / then maybe tamaki
and it'd take a lot more / than that to shock me

me, i'm in love with / impossible moxie
kinda like hers i guess / that fate has mocked me
don't need a dream girl when she's the one
who seems like she rose from the rising sun

but still i find my mind / drawn to the design
my brain chimes / that that outlines / looking so fine
and though the superego regains / mind control back
that shawty looks moe / with that final attack

i'd play through her story / if you catch my drift
just to catch another glimpse / at that bare midrift
wait, didn't i do this / on shoujo n' shonen
but this time i play with / all the cards that i'm holden

like i said we both share / the same passions fool
that's probably why we can / act rational
she gets the host club / if i get hot springs
hard to complain when / both of us got things

if we could live in game / or an anime series
we'd still be together / i can see that clearly
my in-game look would be / a little more fresh
hope she stays the same / cause she's already the best


from Romance Language 2, released December 1, 2009
Written, performed, recorded, mixed and produced by Karl Olson. Copyright 2009 Karl Olson, all rights reserved.




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