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PAeXpo
by Karl Olson

v1.
Waking up everyday / to the sound of NPR
By 6:30 in the morning / I'm heading to the car
But first I gotta get changed / I gotta get bathed
Gotta get out of bed / hopefully unscathed
Stumble up wake up / put on glasses like I'm Urkel
Fall down and don't get up / for the win full circle
Did - I - do - that? Well yes I did!
Stuffed my backpack with manga / and CDs for the kids.

I hope to meet in line / One who wants a CD signed
By the artist who created it / and rapped in double time
Though my dreams of being nerdcore's next generation
Come second to the trandcentalist sensation
I'm betting I'll be getting / when I see the MCs
Frontalot and Chris Ward bustin it verbally
Not to mention the arcade / with the super free play
How much DDR and Berzerk / can I work in 3 days?

cause the crolisk's out / but floppy disk's in
everybodies preregged / outside chillin mixin
talking / DS rocking / in the line since 8
Bawls ratting / Pokebattling / And we just wait for
A sign that we can the enter premises / Battle our nemesis
Fight through the throngs of linux supremicists
Then wait in line again / to ensure good seating
Though very politely / cause you don't want a beating

From A Dominatrixed / Ichigoberry Shortcake
Double damage dealt cause / now I've got a court date
From a greeting card company / notorious and litigious
Won't say it by name / maybe then they'll miss this dis
Meanwhile in the line / I see another nice girl
Nursehella from BC / yeah she's rocks my world
But I'm here to game / To Play without any shame
I'm Going Psycho / Cause Here's Tycho / With the chorus again

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Omeganauts with a shot / Show us what you've got
Even though the path is dangerous / and blatantly frought
With Open lava pits / and fireballs on the beat
Grab your controller right now / it's time to compete

v2.
Here's comes the facts / that you can't forestall
But while I'm thinking / here's the clinking of / bottle of bawls
I'm full throttling y'all / but with a cottling call
I'm can leave you bedazzled / like your name's Brendon Small
Back to the point / I'm happy that I met all these people
Under what is best described as gaming's first steeple
United in a love of what the mainstream eschews
Whose Thinking it's extreme / to a take postive view of

People pushing buttons / in a certain combination
None of us are violent / and we're not a deviation
And the Minor depravation / of some of our delegation
Is not an honest reason / to make lots of legistation
Curbing free creation Via / silly machinations
Supported only by those / living in true isolation
Cause though the average man / may never play on a LAN
He's still plays his console / And he objects to those plans

See when I'm on my console / I get to whompin
On NPCs but / that enrages Jack Thompson
Who firmly believes / video games are a disease
that furthers violence with ease/come on player please
rather than listen to pleas for free speech / he'll just preach
filing pointless legal briefs / against contrary beliefs
Look I've played FPS / since I was 6th grade
All it has done is ensure / That I won't get paid

Cause each paycheck / goes into the latest games
And other stuff considered / equivalently lame
clean doujinshi / of ojamajo doremi
oh say can't you see? / I'm Harmless Completely
Any violence in me / Halo depletes thee
Motive and Energy / For a Killing Spree.
I assure you I'm not scheming / I've got no evil ploys
Cause all I care about is how I / clocked over Asteroids

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from Opensource Lyricist, released November 27, 2007
Written, performed, recorded, mixed and produced by Karl Olson. Copyright 2007 Karl Olson.

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