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A Success Story


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by Karl Olson

So yeah at twenty I did not get plenty
Now I'm nerdy, past 30 and I'm wearing Fendi
Animated like I was drawn by Penn or Genndy
Adventure Jack of all trades, getting dimes not pennies

I'm just a child of the american dream
So some try to hate and embarrass my team
They say my style's wack, and disparage my scene
But I'm otakudom's fate, I'm the karas it's seems

Sentai protector of the hentai confederates
Swagger on Kaworu or Shinji but better yet
Mecha director for the young Robogetter set
Staying on my Wallace until my cheddar's met

Or maybe I'll just level up my wendslydale
Finally do it right for all the friends we failed
I've tried to be good, but acted too impartially
But I'm nice deep down, like I'm Marshall Lee

ch. (x2)
No flight sim now I'm on a jet plane
And now I'm on that next game
Apologies if that's upsetting
But I'm focused on that next thing

So I'll keep on spitting at clip so able
No mystery, no Dipper and Mabel
It's just science, yeah I keep it Bill Nye
But I move in silence, like a UFO flies

All I ever do is spit with a hardy flow
And steal girls' hearts guess my name's Ricardio
I used to suck at rapping and once could hardly code
I travel through rhyme now, I'm Doc and Marty, whoa.

Haters are just jelly babies, and I'm Tom Baker
Wallet's on entmennans, guess I'm a long caker
Fireflies by the bonfire try to steal all of my shine
But my verse is DDT; kill them with every line

80s born so I grew up always checking Alf
I played every real game featured in Wreck it Ralph
And now I can build those games using python
Not Kabuto no it's just Ultraklystron


from Unwarranted Self Importance, released April 1, 2014




Ultraklystron Victoria, British Columbia

Making Drum n' Bass, Nerdcore, Anime Rap, Trap, Vaporwave, Beat Tapes & much more since 1997. Well, started some of those at different points, but whatever.

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