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mahou shonen theme

from Opensource Lyricist by Ultraklystron



Mahou Shonen Theme
by Karl Olson

Mahou Shonen
In the name of earth / You're bringing lyrical myrth
Karl Olson
Ultraklystron Credited / Live and Unedited
Mahou Shonen
From your local shotengais / Straight to your local Fry's
Karl Olson
ToonZone.net Reporter / 6 foot 2 and no shorter

It was an summer day / in the city of Townsville
I was walking to a Walgreens / cause I needed to chill
I was feeling overheated / but I wouldn't be defeated
I got a box of otter pops / but the price was deleted

Not wanting to wait in line / cause price checks take time
I scanned for other cold confessions / maybe something lemon lime
I found something in clearance section / only seven cents
Sure it was strawberry flavor / but that price was heaven sent

I walked up to register / and gave the clerk the cash
Then into a paper bag / the Ice Cream bar was stashed
I took it right out / the second I hit the door
When I took the first bite / I was like "man, score!"

It was really quite delicious / wrapper said I won a prize
It said you're the chosen one / so just now close your eyes
Suddenly a flash of bright light / then something hit my head
It was a microphone scepter / and instructions that read


I was totally freaked out / I thought without a doubt
That I must be on Candid Camera / Almost made me wanna pout
Cause Now my clothes were crazy too / pink raver pants and matching shoes
Covered in hearts stars and rainbows / I suddenly had the blues

But then I saw some old lady / in the parking lot
With a couple bad muggers / Trying to steal what she's got
I then realized why / I'd be been given this power
I knew this that moment / could now be my finest hour

I grasped the scepter microphone / freestyled the magic words
The thugs just looked like / they'd never seen it this absurd
But soon the spell took effect / as I came live and direct
Busting about how The Incredibles / is much better than Shrek

They renounced their gangsta ways / now they are animators
They're doing animatics / for show about Darth Vader
Meanwhile I've become / the mahou shonen MC
Magical Boy fights for justice love and unity

ch. x 2


from Opensource Lyricist, released November 27, 2007
Written, performed, recorded, mixed and produced by Karl Olson. Copyright 2007 Karl Olson.




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