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Full Disclosure
by Karl Olson

v1.
I've seen nerd rap go from
zero to commercial
Rappers from the suburbs
Fronting like they're controversial
It's a joke It's a comedy
Except with out hilarity
Watching some upper crust kids
Spit lyrics that are parody

Posing like they've had
it hard in their life
After the tour they just go home
To their kids and wife
I refuse to name names
In this lyric
Besides you can work it out in
proofs so empiric

Do there words really deal
with the facts of nerd existence
Do they mention the futility
of resistance
Do they work with artists
whose credibility is nil
Is their music in ads
Are they just corporate shills?

Oh Well I suppose I'm in the
exact same column
Making me duplicitous
Like the hobbit named Golem
Now let count my money
wait I ain't got none
I'll just watch Cutey Honey
While the mainstream shuns

ch.
The lie is I've got mad money and women
The truth is it's a honest life I'm livin
That's what real geek life is all about
Gachapon and Saruman are my shout outs.

The drivebys we commit
is war-chalking each other's wifi
We really don't hack anything
cause we are all nice guys
That's what real nerd life is all about
Nurse Hella and Baddd Spellah are my shout outs.

v2.
I'm the least cool individual
you'll ever meet
I'm the antithesis
of the definition of street
I repeat I'm replete
With elements of geek
You Can't defeat or beat
my 50,000 level priest

Oh wait I've barely touched
A role playing game
So in the eyes of most nerds
My credibilities shamed
I know nothing about the
heart of the cards or hit points
All these newfangled games
Make me bust my hip joint

Well wait I play DDR
and even PaRappa
But I'm more retro and 80s
Like I'm Matt Caracappa
Super Mario and Asteroids
2600 ET
Leveling my blastoise
Watching Popeye and Sweet Pea.

I'm so Retro and boring
And Totally Proud of it
With a style so odd
That no one dares to covet
And yet somehow some people
still seem to seem to love it
So on this so faux show
I will rise above it

v3.
I can't relate to girls
Man you've gotta be kidding
Speech decompiles for while
I get a blue screen forbidding me
To talk straight walk straight
Even my eyes dilate
heart palpitates I salivate
Like Pavlov but she rollerskates

Away from my conversation
Before it even starts
I'm left stumbling and bumbling
Over my ramparts
So I walk to a combini
or maybe a Quick-E-Mart
AM 11 PM 7
Then buy something tart

To reset my capacities
Cursing my audacity
My lack of tenacity
Atleast my veracity
Is actually assured
And confirmed in this verse
I mean who want to claim
That in love they're the worst

I'm not one of those self-loathing sorts
I'm just honest
So the facts I shall report
without protest
I have dated / I've kissed
But it's all gone a miss
No other rapper has disclosure
In such a direct list

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from Opensource Lyricist, released November 27, 2007
Written, performed, recorded, mixed and produced by Karl Olson. Copyright 2007 Karl Olson.

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