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from Opensource Lyricist by Ultraklystron



by Karl Olson

Attacker hacker mcs / try drop to a pair of disses
I ignore them cause I'm watchin / episodes of para kiss, kid
Their atelier gets accolades / from Paris back to Adelaide
Lolita Maids Get Real Paid / But still that style is just so played
Though it is sometimes sported / by some gaijin jouseikousei
Perhaps the demise as reported / will not happen and that is ok
Yeah Wait, It can't fade, / from Harujuku to Akihabara
Sported while riding a vespa / or maybe a 6-7 Impala

Wish I had my own anime / about hot high fashion
With elegant design and / shoujo romance passion
Instead I just drop references / while I'm beat mashin
Watching Mad Money / while the stock market's crashin
I cash in my options / Invest in Madhouse Animation
Before things really get droppin / Besides they're so amazing
And though I'm still copping / on the runway fashion nation
I still stick to hip hoppin / of the nerdcore persuasion

Bishojo in Vivian Westwood
Bishonen always lookin so good
Ultraklystron speaking in third person
With lyrics to make the kawaii fashion burst in

Bishojo chill up in Shibuya
Bishonen eyes just see right threw ya
Increase the highlights an extra 50 percent
Make all the otaku feel the need to repent


I'm not a dapper dan man / but I am a dapper dresser
Got the clean cut look that / makes people confess there
Love and adoration / for this young mc
At least until I turn / about say maybe 93
Then I'll be so old n' rusted / not to be trusted
All aged and diseased / and maybe barnacle encrusted
Until then you better keep / the floors clean and dusted
To make sure I've got a surface / for the moves that I've busted

I'll keep on rolling in / the cosplay style I've pioneered
In the sense that I step up / on the mic with no fear
Of reprisal from rifles / of the otaku players
Though maybe it's the references / to Magic Knight Rayearth
I won't trifle with cute girls / with the EGL bibles
Like I'm Eiffel I'm blue / because I feel I'd be libel
To step out in to a world / where there'd be a tumult
Wearing my smooth coat / in front of my fanbase cult

I got more costumes and style / than Cardcaptor Sakura
Communicate to alien races / like Lieutenant Ohura
More kawaii n' superfly / than Nekodashi Matsuri
Overclocked n' overdrived / I'm always up in hurry
Got more spice than Mister Lister's / Vindaloo curry
And I'm Loved by all weirdos / though not down the furry
All moe like Range Murata / Or maybe even Azumanga
Four leaf clover like Yotsuba / Getting down in Aruba

Ganguro style like peach girl / is something that I beseech girls
To totally forget / I shouldn't have to teach girls
That our star burns / and that cancer's unfortunate
If the body is a temple / then don't blatantly discrete
But I guess fashion rules the roost / when push comes shove
With it's incidental magic / and it's potions for the love
But I'm proud of what I've got / makes me weird in this situation
I'll leave my body alone / stick to case modification


from Opensource Lyricist, released November 27, 2007
Written, performed, recorded, mixed and produced by Karl Olson. Copyright 2007 Karl Olson.




Ultraklystron Victoria, British Columbia

Making Drum n' Bass, Nerdcore, Anime Rap, Trap, Vaporwave, Beat Tapes & much more since 1997. Well, started some of those at different points, but whatever.

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