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from Karlland by Ultraklystron



A tremendously inappropriate song about anime company mergers & acquisitions. Also copious double entendres.


they want that

funimation and f**kin
funimation and f**kin ayy
funimation and f**kin
funimation and f**kin ayy
funimation and f**kin
funimation and f**kin ayy
no crunchyroll and chill no more
they want funimation and f**kin

... time for second chance
Combining making for a lotta decadence
... keeping it tight like Gantz
A Ghost in the Shell who's after your Innocence
... alone and lonely
But I'll break through like it's Ikkitousen
... like Escaflowne
Replace your memories like a dub from ocean

Monthly don't cost even 10 eh?
Drops your defense hey
Be your Eromanga Sensei
Netflix a weak imitation
Our animation
Holding you down Gravitation
Ya know I got whatcha needin'
Know that ya fiendin'
I gotcha fix every season
I better not catch ya cheatin'
Stick with my streamin'
Take a HiDive then I'm leavin!

Let's get super ecchi, hentai so perverted
Back those assets up, yeah let's do a "corporate merger"
I'm no longer nervous, just get on top of me
Combine our libraries and make a small monopoly
And this ain't just a duo, no it's a group or team
We getting down with Aniplex, Madman & Wakanim
We ain't being selfish, we stay fly like Strike Witches
So savor it, your favorites are gettin Sony riches


from Karlland, track released February 4, 2021
Written, performed, recorded, mixed & produced by Karl "Ultraklystron" Olson.




Ultraklystron Victoria, British Columbia

Making Drum n' Bass, Nerdcore, Anime Rap, Trap, Vaporwave, Beat Tapes & much more since 1997. Well, started some of those at different points, but whatever.

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