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A tremendously inappropriate song about anime company mergers & acquisitions. Also copious double entendres.


they want that

funimation and f**kin
funimation and f**kin ayy
funimation and f**kin
funimation and f**kin ayy
funimation and f**kin
funimation and f**kin ayy
no crunchyroll and chill no more
they want funimation and f**kin

... time for second chance
Combining making for a lotta decadence
... keeping it tight like Gantz
A Ghost in the Shell who's after your Innocence
... alone and lonely
But I'll break through like it's Ikkitousen
... like Escaflowne
Replace your memories like a dub from ocean

Monthly don't cost even 10 eh?
Drops your defense hey
Be your Eromanga Sensei
Netflix a weak imitation
Our animation
Holding you down Gravitation
Ya know I got whatcha needin'
Know that ya fiendin'
I gotcha fix every season
I better not catch ya cheatin'
Stick with my streamin'
Take a HiDive then I'm leavin!

Let's get super ecchi, hentai so perverted
Back those assets up, yeah let's do a "corporate merger"
I'm no longer nervous, just get on top of me
Combine our libraries and make a small monopoly
And this ain't just a duo, no it's a group or team
We getting down with Aniplex, Madman & Wakanim
We ain't being selfish, we stay fly like Strike Witches
So savor it, your favorites are gettin Sony riches


released February 4, 2021
Written, performed, recorded, mixed & produced by Karl "Ultraklystron" Olson.




Ultraklystron Victoria, British Columbia

Anime Rap,
Drum n' Bass,
Beat Tapes
& more since 1997. Well, started some of those at different points, but whatever ❤️

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