ch. [ultraklystron]
never on the dance floor /always with my bros
do that bromance dance / if you're sporting bro clothes
never on the dance floor / always with my bros
just another bromance / come enjoy the show

v1. [ultraklystron]
i got 20 polos, layered one on top the other
every single collars popped, that's how you know i'm a brother
i own single every film that is starring seth rogan
i party hard, play beer pong, that's my mission and my slogan
and i see you eying me, you observe and report
and though i'm a beta male, i deserve to escort
mc love you every night, because i'm so super bad
rather hang out with my bros, like i was so super chad
throwing up some dro, like it's pineapple express
dave matthews has the show, whose ticket i'd like the best
i'm not a funny person, but i've watched funny people
adam sandler is the best, man, he doesn't have an equal
also i stole your girl, bro, hope you don't think less of me
natty ice and Hennessy, guess it got the best of me
never designated, so i'm always playa hated
ruining your bathroom, vomit redecorated

v2. [ultraklystron]
tv's got the game dude, plus we gotta game cube
bottom shelf liquor, chyeah, it all tastes the same dude
can't call me a lame dude, it'd would start a lame feud
it'd make a great movie though, it could maybe shame you
but we'll never change dude, never come of age
always witty and sarcastic, til our very last day
denouement’s return, everything's restarted
lessons unimparted, yet again we get retarded
i'm gregory house and your name's james wilson
i'm clooney and you're pitt, it's just the way i feel, son
there's no stray emotion, just bro's rollin
on land or an ocean, us bros aren't foldin
if we were hobbits, i'm frodo and you're samwise
party in the shire, with pipeweed and red eyes
it's just how i said guys, it's homies smokin dro
you how know the hook goes, shoutin homies over hos

v3. [klopfenpop]
I keep it two things: real and brofessional,
but all my bros think I feel bromosexual.
And my efforts to dissuade--mostly ineffectual.
My exploits of bromance are kinda unconventional.
But that's okay, guess I should know better.
Still I pick up the brobiturates 'cuz I'm a bro-getter.
Get back to the frat call it Mount Brolympus;
Go clubbin' with the bros that got clout on campus.
Hit up the broasis--routine like ABCs:
Pound a pitcher of Pabst, macabroni and cheese,
Buy the bleach-blondes lots of shots of Jell-O all night.
Like my beer like my Wiffle bats: yellow and light.
Beer pong, brown mullet, wig swag.
Beer bong down gullet, swig, gag.
You know we party so hard we gon' kiss the floor.
The only Mario Kart be on 64.